Two Miles of White Pine

“…built of two miles of white pine…”

The only words I remember from an audit of a high-value home, a house worth anywhere from $500,000 into the millions. The new 5000+ square-foot home with floor-to-ceiling stone fireplace and three-car garage in Wisconsin. In the time of the lumber robber barons of the 1800s, “[t]he amount of pine harvested from the Black River Valley alone,” according to the Wisconsin Historical Society website,” could have built a boardwalk nine feet wide and four inches thick around the entire world.” What would it have been like to walk beneath those 300-year-old trees?

Location: Wisconsin, USA

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